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painting-with-pencils:

Iconic.

marvelentertainment:

Just a reminder. #YoureWelcome

alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

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huffingtonpost:

Schooled  Larry King.

Watch the full interview here.

The best part of Joss Whedon’s adaptation of Much Ado About Nothing is probably when Fred and Wesley finally get to be happy together, despite the villainous machinations of Simon Tam.

surprisebitch:

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waltandmickey:

Kristen Bell has the best twitter icon of all time

drunkonaether:

rectumofglory:

submariet:

ladynero815:

nudityandnerdery:

casteilnovak:

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.

HAIL LORD SUMMERISLE PESEANTS

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smilingtroye:

julialolol:

What did he expect lmao

"caresses arm hair seductively"

belle-morningstar:

Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet

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 but then virgin mobile made fun of her

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so t mobile stepped its shit up 

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it’s like high school drama except with phone companies  


Get to Know Me Meme - [2/5] Favourite Female Characters: Buffy Summers.

"The hardest thing in this world is to live in it. Be brave. Live. For me."
Bieber almost getting punched

thesunandtheflower:

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largecoin:

she has a framed photo of herself walking through her door


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Cosmo sex tip #254

cosmo-sex-tips:

In the middle of sex, say ”long live the king” then push him off the bed.